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  Dave Heya. Ok, this is not actually based on real events. iRobin and Nick thought it'd be fantastic to start a rumour about me, so they told everyone I don't wash...immature bastards - it's not like I rip the piss out of them 24 hours of every day...anyway, for those of you who read this, Nick has sex with monkeys.
  Nick Dave would have to resort to petty insults wouldn't he. He's only trying to take the emphasis off his frankly vomit inducing sheets that he likes to sleep in. The rumour is of course based on raw facts so for a sample of his filthy sheets send your postal address to [email protected] and I will send you a clipping as proof of his squalidness. Cheers

� Dave Prowse and Nick Collings