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Name: iRobin - Download the iRobin Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 1
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'I Make Stuff Shit' iMac Power
Defining Features: Really small, Hobbits feets, fluffy hair
Description: iRobin is the little bitch (see here) but we love him for it. Well, come on - he is the only guy who brought his Playstation to Uni with him...He's almost as addicted to Dream Team as Jon and Juice and is always up for a laugh. P.S. we don't really hate him as much as we say. Nick names include - Rob, Robhead, Roblin, Roblinda, Linda, Cockbit�.
Name: B-Ryan - Download the B-Ryan Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 2
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Mad Proffessor Man' Power
Defining Features: Big hair; Maniacal Laugh; A love for robots, World Domination and long walks by the beach
Description: B-Ryan has the amazing ability to avoid being see by any of us for at least 3 weeks. He's the only guy with a girlfriend, so I guess we'll let him off. He's a drummer and surfer and is way too cool to actually be seen dead with us. Poor bugger, he's gotta live with us next year...He says he plays video games, but I swear he's just making some kind of evil dishwasher time-machine.
Name: Dave - Download the Dave Desktop here
Age: 19
Room Number: 3
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Scare Girls Away' Power
Defining Features: Hyper abusive, Tourette's syndrome when talking to girls, Tiny face
Description: Co-creator of the site and comic and general lazy-ass mofo. Yup, I'm the alcoholic of the bunch and always meet people in the Plug (you're twats Fat Dave and Jon). Along with Nick and President Jon, we form the Lazy Bums Society and coast through Uni life doing as little of anything as possible. Oh, I'm really sarcastic and I like curries!
Name: Nick - Download the Nick Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 4
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Be Sick On People!' Power
Defining Features: The sick bowl by the head of his bed, Dressing gown, Sucks at cooking
Description: Nick's the artisty bloke who's made my shoddy MSPaint pictures actually look pretty good. Getting Nick drunk is always an experience - he likes to be sick anywhere and everywhere including over bars, getting us kicked out in the process. We both play guitar and sing badly and delude ourselves by thinking we're not bad. People call us the twins.
Name: Sarah - Download the Sarah Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 5
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'I Want A Big Car, Jon' Power
Defining Features: Drunken stagger, Ginger hair, Random guys leaving her room
Description: Sarah is the Jon of the female world. She's the pisshead of the group - and yes, that really is more than me. She's one of the lads at heart and we love her for it. She works pretty hard and plays even harder...guess that would make her a player then...
Name: Juice - Download the Juice Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 6
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super Sniper Rifle (don't even ask)
Defining Features: Noises coming from his room, Pimp clothes, Much larger left arm
Description: Juice is a very dirty young man. He bashes the bishop on an incredibly regular basis and then tells us all about it, the sick sick puppy. He's a Grade A pimp, and walks with a limp while he's eating shrimp. He's the only one out of all the guys who can dance, so we refuse to go on the dance floor with him unless really drunk...cheeky bastard...oh yeah, he "showers" all the time.
Name: Fat Dave - Download the Fat Dave Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 7
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super Expanding Beard, Tag-Team Super 'Fart On Command' Power
Defining Features: Really tall, American wannabe, big beard
Description: Fat Dave is the sportsman of the group. If he's not playing basketball, he's at the gym. He plays a lot of Halo, and still manages to suck at it far more than even the most severely malcord you could think of. He has an alter ego - Fun Dave who only visits when we go out drinking. You can be sure it's gonna be a good night whenever Fun Dave shows up. Fat Dave is well known for his interesting stories.
Name: Lucy - Download the Lucy Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 8
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Zap People With Mobile Phone Rays' Power
Defining Features: Mobile phone, Kung Fu skills
Description: Lucy seems to the casual outsider to be way more mature than we are, but it's a lie! The girls spend more time giggling away than doing anything, and more often than not it's about us. The amount of money they've spent on ice-cream and girly videos could easily wipe out third world debt five times over. And i'm not exaggerating.
Name: Hannah - Download the Hannah Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 9
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Incredibly Tiny Person' Power
Defining Features: Pure concentrated tinyness, Cute laugh (hiding an evil, more sinister ulterior motive!)
Description: She's so small and cute, but she scares the bejesus outta me. I swear that her really cute lovable exterior is just a cover and she's gonna kill us all in our sleep or something! She should join forces with B-Ryan - they'd be unstopable! I like Hannah, she's in my lectures so I don't have to be a loner!
Name: Noj - Download the Noj Desktop here
Age: 19
Room Number: 10
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super Stength
Defining Features: Baby face, Money falling out of pockets, DVD Collection
Description: Noj is the big hard violent bastard who scares me to death. He's a bit of a lovable rogue, but never ever ever accept one of his "you can punch me if I can punch you" dares when drunk...He has a phobia of tennis balls (mwhahahahaha!!) and spends copious amounts of money on DVD's. Bit of a mummy's boy really!
Name: Oliver - Download the Oliver Desktop here
Age: 19
Room Number: 12
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super Hearing Power, Super Washing Up Power
Defining Features: The marigolds!
Description: Oliver is the dark horse of the bunch. He's suffering from a long long long running ear infection which means he can't come out with us and so has no idea what we're talking about most of the time. He likes cooking (what?!) and is a legend in the kitchen.
Name: Jon - Download the Jon Desktop here
Age: 19
Room Number: 13
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Make People Gag With His Smelly Feet' Power, Tag-Team 'Fart On Command' Power
Defining Features: Stinking feet, Wannabe black man, Tornado room
Description: Jon's the loud bugger along with me. He doesn't ever shut up. Completely and utterly addicted to football, Jon likes nothing more than crying whenever West Ham lose...which is almost every week...Jon has a thing for ugly ladies, and has even been known to go back for more *coughcough carly coughcough* even after we've shown him the error of his ways.
Name: Helen - Download the Helen Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 14
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super 'Inflatable Boat Woman' Power
Defining Features: Glasses, Blond hair, Gigantic mels
Description: Helen's a sweetheart and we love her to bits. She likes to chase rabbits when inebriated, and has nearly as high a reputation as Nick for being sick when drunk. She's got a boyfriend and he seems really cool, so we're not allowed to say anything about her MASSIVE TATS!
Name: Charlotte - Download the Charlotte Desktop here
Age: 18
Room Number: 15
If they were a Superhero, their power would be: Super Flying Power
Defining Features: Temper of a short-tempered thing, Incredible sarcasm, Trail of mess in the kitchen
Description: Charlotte has what seems like an unlimited bank balance. She spends more money than Noj, and let me tell you that's no mean feat. She too has got a blokey, so she spends a lot of time in Oxford (yup, he's cleverer than us cretins). She has an inbuilt inability to wash up and boy can you tell if she doesn't like you.
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